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"I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it."

• temuze 12y ago
  Well, based on these results, you probably will.
  • georgemcbay 12y ago
    wouldn't it but sense make.
• monstermonster 12y ago
  A UDP packet walks into a bar. A UDP packet walks into a bar.
  • BCM43 12y ago
    A walks UDP packet bar a into.
    • danatkinson 12y ago
      I think this is definitely a more accurate representation of the joke. Although maybe drop one of the words. :)
      • TheLoneWolfling 12y ago
        A walks UDP packet bar into bar. ?
    • testhater 12y ago
      ...and does your mom
  • nanijoe 12y ago
    Might make more sense as "A TCP Packet walks into a bar" , since TCP supports retransmissions
    • gliptic 12y ago
      An UDP packet may arrive as two copies. That's the joke.
      • mjevans 12y ago
        Duplication is a form of forward error correction.
• 6581 12y ago
  "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." "Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke." "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline." "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
  • spb 12y ago
    "No"
• StavrosK 12y ago
  Knock knock. A UDP packet. Who's there?
  • frozenport 12y ago
    The problem with UDP jokes is that I don't get half of them!
• CPLX 12y ago
  I would counter with an HTTP joke but I am feeling slightly insecure.
  • Sindisil 12y ago
    How 'bout you tell us an HTTPs joke, then?
• jws 12y ago
  "conKnk k.kco"
• fleitz 12y ago
  Knock knock. Who's there? Google.com. whois Google.com? 8.8.8.8 / 8.8.4.4
• kragen 12y ago
  The canonical collection of five hundred jokes of this genre is at http://attrition.org/misc/ee/protolol.txt http://attrition.org/misc/ee/protolol.txt: @mckeay The sad thing about IPv6 jokes is that almost no one understands them and no one is using them yet. @dildog What's up with the jokes... Give it a REST, guys... @ChrisJohnRiley: The worst thing about #protolol is that you get the broadcast even if you really don't give a shit! @mdreid: The best thing about proprietary protocol jokes is REDACTED. @maradydd: The bad thing about Turing machine jokes is you never can tell when they're over #protolol ...