After reading that, I cracked up reading the second to last paragraph. It's sad, but I found the way it was stated amusing. "I’ve had my life threatened by a m

After reading that, I cracked up reading the second to last paragraph. It's sad, but I found the way it was stated amusing. "I’ve had my life threatened by a man with senile dementia. He sat in his armchair, cane at his side, bronchial tube jutting from his neck, and said he’d taken down bigger fellas before. I had at least twenty pounds on him."