Dear author, how about a big no? On which side are you on? Seriously - someone (WaPo) brings up a totally unaccecptable method and then someone brings up a sli

Dear author, how about a big no? On which side are you on? Seriously - someone (WaPo) brings up a totally unaccecptable method and then someone brings up a slightly less unacceptable method. This sounds to me exactly the way some politics scheme works. "There’s my least worst idea. A per device backup key, split in pieces, stored on paper in underground silos." Again, no thanks. Any form of key escrow is a backdoor.