Walking like that is only something I ever do when being instructed to march by shouty people, who then proceed to get unbelievably pissed off about it. This is

Walking like that is only something I ever do when being instructed to march by shouty people, who then proceed to get unbelievably pissed off about it. This is not intentional and I find it very hard to end up doing this in any other circumstances, it just seems like my subconscious enjoys causing me shit.