Spout? Bolt? Firehose? No wonder confusion reigns within and especially outside programmers' worlds. I think I'll bring the campaign for plain English to meetin

Spout? Bolt? Firehose? No wonder confusion reigns within and especially outside programmers' worlds. I think I'll bring the campaign for plain English to meetings and ask programmers and marketing people to leave their Gibson paperbacks at the door. Everything doesn't have to sound like a new script for Keanu Reeves. Jeezuz. Call a spade a spade.