I think you're giving the "average American" way too much credit for subtlety. When we want to be Xenophobic with our food, we rename French Fries to Freedom F

I think you're giving the "average American" way too much credit for subtlety. When we want to be Xenophobic with our food, we rename French Fries to Freedom Fries. See? All obnoxious-like. I think we just like Bacon.