Here is the conversation in every household where this comes up: Would-be colonizer: I am thinking of relocating the family to Mars for the stunning education

Here is the conversation in every household where this comes up: Would-be colonizer: I am thinking of relocating the family to Mars for the stunning education opportunities the kids will have -- high average education level in the population, ... Spouse of would-be colonizer: You make one move to relocate the kids to Mars and you will divorced before your intergalactic shuttle lifts off.