It's a riff on a common type of onion headline: e.g: http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-experimented-with-sex-back-in-college,37016/ http://www.theonion

It's a riff on a common type of onion headline: e.g: http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-experimented-with-sex-back-in-college,37016/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-experimented-with-... (which itself, is a takeoff on thousands of "Area man/woman does X" type headlines in local newspapers everywhere.)