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Assrockets and Opportunities (or: Why I Changed Jobs)
- edw519 19y agoA long winded way of saying: "I am willing to do whatever it takes to get what I want." For those of you who like books: http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Secret-Getting-Absolutely-Everything/dp/1589804864/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1196087619&sr=8-1 http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Secret-Getting-Absolutely-Eve...
- mrtron 19y agoI am impressed by the sheer number of assrocket references you were able to make.
- Tichy 19y agoWhat fascinates me is how this proves again the principle of "do what you love": there is this guy who wants to launch a rocket from his ass, and you might be forgiven for thinking that it is just about the most pointless activity conceivable ever. But don't you know it, somewhere perhaps on the other side of the country or the globe, someone is inspired by it to improve his life. So it was useful after all...
- lsb 19y ago"white kid rectal pyrotechnics" is the best phrase I've heard all week.
- damon 19y agoAlways make sure "this end up" is pointed away from the body!
- alaskamiller 19y agotwo things are true about humanty: if it can be tried it will be tried by someone somewhere, and, if it gets you laid it will be tried
- downer 19y ago> whenever the chef of the restaurant he's trying to save appears to have lost the passion for cooking, he almost always says "I need to put a rocket up his ass". I only recall this once, and he was referring to the arugula they were cooking with, which is called rocket in Britain. He didn't say a rocket, but rather referred to shoving the arugula up the ass of someone who annoyed him. So, no. It's the author's misunderstanding due to regional linguistic differences.