"HTML served in TXT records a standard trick for serving small web pages" I already did this many years ago. It works well. I also do not use DNSSEC (unencry

"HTML served in TXT records a standard trick for serving small web pages" I already did this many years ago. It works well. I also do not use DNSSEC (unencrypted DNS packets) opting instead for dnscurve (encrypted DNS packets). What is still missing from the DNS world is a server that can handle pipelined (TCP) DNS queries (multiple lookups in the same request). I think the spec allows for it but no one ever implemented it as far as I know. In your thought experiment, that would be "HTTP/1.1 pipelining". I use HTTP pipelining everyday via command line utlities and where "web browsing" is concerned I find it hard to live without.