I was trying to decide whether to add, "and you won't believe what happens next!!?!" to the end. But, I decided to keep it simple. I certainly don't mean to be

I was trying to decide whether to add, "and you won't believe what happens next!!?!" to the end. But, I decided to keep it simple. I certainly don't mean to be misleading. But, it definitely feels as extreme as completely banning email. At least for our team, all our past experience with hating email at a company was tied to internal email culture and the inability to actually do work.