Anyone who has a problem with this service should come over to my mow my yard for free. Since you must believe time has no value you wouldn't want me to pay the

Anyone who has a problem with this service should come over to my mow my yard for free. Since you must believe time has no value you wouldn't want me to pay the neighbor kid to do it for me would you? I must tell you my mower doesn't work very good so it's going to take a long time. If you want you can bring some tools over and fix the mower before you get started. I must insist you cover your own travel costs though because hey, I'm doing YOU a favor here by not paying someone to do this for me.