Haha, I had a similar experience when I lived in Central America. I came in crying to dinner with my host family because my girlfriend Alejandra had broken up w

Haha, I had a similar experience when I lived in Central America. I came in crying to dinner with my host family because my girlfriend Alejandra had broken up with me. The mom of the family said, no problem, just memorize this poem: "Alejandra era una rosa, y Alejandra era un clavel, pero ahora es un cerrote envuelto en un papel!" (Alejandra was a rose, and Alejandra was a carnation, but now she's a piece of shit wrapped up in toilet paper!). Definitely made me feel better.