Apple lies more than I did when I was in college and had two girlfriends. When they say one thing I've started betting the other way. When they said Jobs was fi

Apple lies more than I did when I was in college and had two girlfriends. When they say one thing I've started betting the other way. When they said Jobs was fine, despite looking like Skeletor in a black mock turtleneck, I bought some puts. That worked well. If only I had known about it the first time they covered up his trying to cure cancer by eating more carrots, or when they said "no we're not making a phone".