Absolutely... giant red apples with a vinyl-like skin and mushy interior, so highly polished and waxed that a chance reflection can blind you. I call them ASOs

Absolutely... giant red apples with a vinyl-like skin and mushy interior, so highly polished and waxed that a chance reflection can blind you. I call them ASOs (Apple-Shaped Objects)... and IMHO the only place they belong is in Snow White ;-)