Agreed. It doesn't even have a "Our new shine thing <fatal> uses all kinds of <buzz words> to improve <productivity, testability, hairline> by <some entirely un

Agreed. It doesn't even have a "Our new shine thing <fatal> uses all kinds of <buzz words> to improve <productivity, testability, hairline> by <some entirely unrealistic amount> because we do <buzz words> and everybody else does <old buzzwords>