Except the beautiful math of the theorum only holds if distances between points on the pizza remain constant, which is manifestly not true for real pizza in par

Except the beautiful math of the theorum only holds if distances between points on the pizza remain constant, which is manifestly not true for real pizza in particular and real materials in general. Force applied to a pizza curved width-wise will cause it to curve length-wise, changing the value of K. The remarkable theorum predicts that the pizza will not bend regardless of the radius of curvature and length of the slice, however, in practice, insufficient curvature relative to length will result in failure. Thus, the remarkable theorum hypothesis of pizza strength is falsified.