This is getting ridiculous. Quiz: If you only hire the top 1%, and the workforce grows by 100 people, how many has it grown by for you, under your self-impose

This is getting ridiculous. Quiz: If you only hire the top 1%, and the workforce grows by 100 people, how many has it grown by for you, under your self-imposed restrictions? Quiz #2: If you are certain that it is very important to only hire the top 1%, but you freely admit that your hiring techniques are fuzzy and confuse the top 1% with the bottom of the top 10%, and you're not exactly sure what you mean by "top 1%," (see http://michaelochurch.wordpress.com/2013/09/21/dimensionality-and-also-a-theory-about-the-rarity-of-female-programmers/ http://michaelochurch.wordpress.com/2013/09/21/dimensionalit...) are you insane for suffering no cognitive dissonance with these three ideas in your head?