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I'll congratulate you on not specifying a time duration for your meal. Indigestible material can cause a blockage in your colon, which can cause severe pain, d
by VikingCoder 12y ago
I'll congratulate you on not specifying a time duration for your meal. Indigestible material can cause a blockage in your colon, which can cause severe pain, damage to your colon, and even death. I suggest chopping the hat up into very, very small pieces, and eating them over a very long period, such as a month or longer.
- jschwartzi 12y agoIf you'll excuse me, I have to write some letters to the legal department at the hat factory where I work.