I had a friend who was a BBS sysop while living with his parents. One day he came home to— "Son, we need to have a talk about the illegal activities on your com

I had a friend who was a BBS sysop while living with his parents. One day he came home to— "Son, we need to have a talk about the illegal activities on your computers." Thus beginning a rather awkward conversation which was eventually resolved, to his relief, when he eventually realized they'd just seen a crash message on one of his screens.