"That's not pseudocode..." he said as he started to berate me for not writing bash. I, literally, just slapped my hand against my forehead loud enough to get p

"That's not pseudocode..." he said as he started to berate me for not writing bash. I, literally, just slapped my hand against my forehead loud enough to get people to look at me. It's an understatement to say that, as a profession, we have poisoned the well when it comes to interviews.