Englishmen who drink might not drink coke (they're too busy drinking beer...) but come the end of the night they'll stuff their pie holes with any old shit. Slo

Englishmen who drink might not drink coke (they're too busy drinking beer...) but come the end of the night they'll stuff their pie holes with any old shit. Slop that in the cold light of day they wouldn't even feed to their dogs: greasy doner kebabs, greasy curries, greasy pizzas, greasy burgers, greasy chips, greasy MSG-filled chow mein... all mixed up with chilli sauce, garlic sauce, brown sauce, tomato sauce and mushy peas. This can be seen in any town centre, anywhere in the UK, on any Friday or Saturday. I believe that high fructose corn syrup is somewhat rare, though? So maybe that's it...