Wired's framing of this story is entirely to generate rageviews. And if it stays on the HN front page for a day because we hate it so much we have to comment,

Wired's framing of this story is entirely to generate rageviews. And if it stays on the HN front page for a day because we hate it so much we have to comment, it will be one of their top articles for this month, and mission accomplished.