Aside: I recently went to a bar and didn't have my driver's license. When this happens, the typical bouncer response is: 1) Realize that I look well over 21 ye

Aside: I recently went to a bar and didn't have my driver's license. When this happens, the typical bouncer response is: 1) Realize that I look well over 21 years of age, and wave me in. 2) Be a hard ass and not let me in. This particular bouncer looked at me and asked: "What was the first album you bought?" I answered promptly, and he seemed content with my answer. I imagine this is something that would be hard to do, off-the-cuff but quickly, if you're faking it. (In case you're wondering, the album with The Wayne's World Soundtrack. I wanted to hear Bohemian Rhapsody.)