What do you mean, missing pieces? It's all right in there! I didn’t know how to program, but realized that advertisers would need a way to track visits online

What do you mean, missing pieces? It's all right in there! I didn’t know how to program, but realized that advertisers would need a way to track visits online. I thought I could buy software to help me, and found a guy in London who had technology that he offered me for $30,000. See? It's as easy as ABC. Identify problem, find a programmer who has the shrinkwrapped solution sitting on his harddrive, convince him to give it to you for the promise of paying $big_sum later (as we know most programmers are slightly retarded anyways, he'll do it), launch, cash out, write book, buy rolex, make douchebag stock photo, done. If that's not a guide on how to launch a successful startup then I don't know what is.