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>It was a dark day when Islam met the loudspeaker. All travelers to the Middle East discover that this normally self-assured religion gets insecure in the small
by happyscrappy 12y ago
>It was a dark day when Islam met the loudspeaker. All travelers to the Middle East discover that this normally self-assured religion gets insecure in the small hours of night and feels it has to rehearse its foundational beliefs, in public, at 190 dB.
-Hey, wake up. God is great.
Hnnnnghh. What’s happening? Where am I?
-Hasten to prayer! Hasten to success!
Islam, is that you?
-I bear witness that there is no god but God.
Jesus Christ, Islam, it’s four o’clock in the morning!