Hmm... Worst compression algorithm ever: 1) make a URL containing the data to compress (perhaps base-38 encoded or something) 2) Send it to a URL shortening s

Hmm... Worst compression algorithm ever: 1) make a URL containing the data to compress (perhaps base-38 encoded or something) 2) Send it to a URL shortening service 3) store the returned link 4) use it every so often to ensure the link doesn't go dead 5) profit!