Wait till you have kids, high-powered jobs, and information-dense hobbies. I would love to have a personal assistant. Jaba, I see you're drunk. Laser Sintering

Wait till you have kids, high-powered jobs, and information-dense hobbies. I would love to have a personal assistant. Jaba, I see you're drunk. Laser Sintering 3d printers are 50% off today. Shall I go ahead and order you one? EDIT> And a property. Fucking houses.