I know you're trying to make a joke about it not being a yes-or-no question, but really it's a pretty fair and straightforward characterization of what the arti

I know you're trying to make a joke about it not being a yes-or-no question, but really it's a pretty fair and straightforward characterization of what the article said: "No, there's not strong data to say it's a lifesaver. No, the evidence doesn't say it's a poison either."