Haa..you joke, but I bought a Nokia 521 running Windows 8.0 for $50, unlocked. It still does a ton more than a dumb-phone, though. Just enough internet to be

Haa..you joke, but I bought a Nokia 521 running Windows 8.0 for $50, unlocked. It still does a ton more than a dumb-phone, though. Just enough internet to be useful, scan emails, check out twitter, but not as slick to make you want to waste a lot of time using it.