Shoe polish? You had shoe polish? Honestly, some people don't know they're born. When I were a lad, we used to make our vodka out of chairs. http://www.google.

Shoe polish? You had shoe polish? Honestly, some people don't know they're born. When I were a lad, we used to make our vodka out of chairs. http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=samogon+taburetka http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=samogon+taburetka (With apologies to a Russian friend of mine who said this about turnips.)