Haha. Almost seriously, can I get a service to pay these guys to send me a notification if a person I am interested in joins their service. That way, I can av

Haha. Almost seriously, can I get a service to pay these guys to send me a notification if a person I am interested in joins their service. That way, I can avoid them for being foolish enough to trust not just one, but all of these clouds services at the same time. Could there be a market for that? I am married but there are few services, that given a potential partner subscribed to, I would want to avoid. Anti-dating services to the rescue!