looks like a solid patent: 1. A method of monosyllabic communication over a communications network, comprising: - a bespoke user interface selected from a col

looks like a solid patent: 1. A method of monosyllabic communication over a communications network, comprising: - a bespoke user interface selected from a colorway including purple, violet, orchid and lavender, - sending at least one monosyllabic communication, - wherein, in response to receiving a first message from at least one messaging subsystem, producing an audible vocalization of consisting of at least a "Yo", - receiving agile tweetstorm heuristics, including but not limited to fullstack machine learning for map reduce.