Wow, so by example I should file this patent: Method and Apparatus for Making Lots of Money 1. File an over broad patent by (a) describing an everyday procedu

Wow, so by example I should file this patent: Method and Apparatus for Making Lots of Money 1. File an over broad patent by (a) describing an everyday procedure currently commonly preformed by humans and (b) adding "performed by a computer" to your claim. Alternatively, purchase a similar over broad patent from someone else. 2. Identify companies which utilize procedures which may fall under your patent. 3. Identify other companies that may utilize procedures slightly (or even barely) resembling those covered by your patent. 4. Determine prevailing legal fees for a patent defense case in the given area for each of the companies identified in steps 2 and 3. 5. Call all of those companies identified in steps 2 and 3 and threaten to sue them unless they settle for the sum of 80% of the prevailing legal fees identified in step 4. 6. Preform steps 1 through 5 using a computer.