Well... I'm not quite sure what to say about this... other than that you can't specify that convicted felons can't apply, for legal reasons. Uh, otherwise this

Well... I'm not quite sure what to say about this... other than that you can't specify that convicted felons can't apply, for legal reasons. Uh, otherwise this is kinda just bizarre. A male escort service that's trying to convince me it's not a male escort service?