>They would say "Literally no people want to check in." Because that's what "literally" means. (Literally!) "Literally" also had a second meaning of "figurativ

>They would say "Literally no people want to check in." Because that's what "literally" means. (Literally!) "Literally" also had a second meaning of "figuratively" for the last century or two. So your attempt is, once again, ambiguous.