"on the other hand we have people demanding that we maintain every last misfeature piece of shit function in that API." AKA I'd like you to sprinkle magic secu

"on the other hand we have people demanding that we maintain every last misfeature piece of shit function in that API." AKA I'd like you to sprinkle magic security dust on the code so I can check off "secure" on my checklist, but don't actually change anything.