Oh computerland, where one person will post a 3 order of magnitude speedup, only to have someone else come along and say "oh thats nothing, here's our 4 OoM spe

Oh computerland, where one person will post a 3 order of magnitude speedup, only to have someone else come along and say "oh thats nothing, here's our 4 OoM speedup". By the way have I ever told you guys about the time we denormalized this table... :P