The part about the shareware funnel reminded me of a scene from Tina Fey's 30 Rock. Dennis: One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it? Liz: Anywhere!

The part about the shareware funnel reminded me of a scene from Tina Fey's 30 Rock. Dennis: One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it? Liz: Anywhere! You get it anywhere! Dennis: Wrong! You get it at my coffee vending machine. 38th & 6th in the basement of the K-Mart. You just go downstairs, you get the key from David and BOOM! You plug in the machine and... Liz: You're done.