Didn't the article just explain that? I use PHP every day, but have grown a bit tired of the lack of sophistication inherent in the language. The huge flat na

Didn't the article just explain that? I use PHP every day, but have grown a bit tired of the lack of sophistication inherent in the language. The huge flat namespace, the inconsistent design of the standard library, the absence of advanced language features (functions aren't even a first class data member), and so on.