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Its a corrupt market. Their job is to lie to you, your job has to be to lie right back. "I'm moving to (insert name of city owned by competitor)"
by VLM 12y ago
Its a corrupt market. Their job is to lie to you, your job has to be to lie right back.
"I'm moving to (insert name of city owned by competitor)"
- 8ig8 12y ago>"I'm moving to (insert name of city owned by competitor)" Unfortunately, that's becoming harder and harder to do... http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comcast-Time_Warner_Cable_merger http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comcast-Time_Warner_Cable_mer...
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- CalRobert 12y agoVery true. I truthfully told Sprint I was moving to Ireland and they let me cancel with no ETF.
- edmccard 12y ago>Their job is to lie to you, your job has to be to lie right back. I usually use some variation on "I'm moving in with my girlfriend, and she already has <type of service I'm cancelling>"
- Cthulhu_ 12y agoAlternatively, call, say you want to cancel, and if they give you shit just claim firmly you are unhappy with the service representative and hang up. With any luck they were recorded / reviewed. Just move on to the next guy. Of course, usually these numbers are paid, so you pay a small fortune just to get to call someone that will do his job.
- snotrockets 12y ago"I've recently discovered God, and decided to disconnect from the Internet, as it is the tool of Satan. Tell me, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your savior?"
- chris_wot 12y ago"Tell me more, fellow brother in Christ! Stay with us, we are especially holy, which is why our speeds are so high!"