Every time I come up with something that seems clever, about 6 minutes later it just seems stupid. Some of my answers: "I turn data into dollars." (sounds

Every time I come up with something that seems clever, about 6 minutes later it just seems stupid. Some of my answers: "I turn data into dollars." (sounds like a bad infomercial) "I turn data into value." (sounds like bad corporatespeak) "I move ones and zeros." (sounds like pointless nerdism) "I shlep ones and zeros." (sounds like pointless New York nerdism) "I convert chocolate and soda into software." (getting a little closer) "I'm a computer programmer." (Oh)