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I scorn the Snuggie because those who own one are poor consumers. The Slanket is the better buy. "Get the Slanket if you're serious about staying warm while l

I scorn the Snuggie because those who own one are poor consumers. The Slanket is the better buy. "Get the Slanket if you're serious about staying warm while lying on your couch... Nobody anywhere should buy the Snuggie." (From Gizmodo: http://gizmodo.com/5190557/ultimate-battle-the-snuggie-vs-slanket-vs-freedom-blanket-vs-blankoat http://gizmodo.com/5190557/ultimate-battle-the-snuggie-vs-sl...)

philwelch 17y ago
Man, I'm not getting an upscale sleeve-blanket until my student loans are paid off.
- jamesk2 17y ago
  I'm not getting one until there's an apple branded version of it.
- nazgulnarsil 17y ago
  I resent that! slanket + iphone = warm hn surfing thank you very much.
joshu 17y ago
"Slanket" sounds like a victorian insult, doesn't it?
- donw 17y ago
  "You sir, are a pip-waisted slanket!" Yes. Yes, it does.
- philwelch 17y ago
  You know, if you just developed one product and rolled it out in different markets with different names, you could do pretty effective A/B testing on which name is more appealing.
  - pbhj 17y ago
    No you couldn't, suppose your A does better in the first market and your B worse (accounting for size) in the second. You choose A. Which does even worse in second market. B was doing the best job for the second market, it is just that market is less open to your product, B would have totally pwned in the first market. You have to do the A/B within the same market to get useful results.
    - philwelch 17y ago
      Use a good enough mix of similar markets and you'll get not-entirely bogus results. The problem you're talking about had occurred to me too, actually, since markets vary widely in climate. Market it in Alaska and people never, not even in the summer, get used to light clothing for long enough to prefer blankets over heavy clothes when on the couch anyway. Market it in Florida and it never gets cold enough to use a blanket. You'd have to control for climate and culture, which across the US would be challenging (to say nothing of the world). There are ways to do this in the same market though. Something like Vibram FiveFingers is viral enough that you could probably seed like five Vibram wearers in a single market and have each of them refer to the product under a different name. Then track your incoming search queries or orders and match them by market. If more people order "FiveFingers" than "Toe Shoes" than "Foot Gloves" you have yourself a product name. Well, until someone clever on the internet exposes you. Then you get free publicity as that company that sells the weird shoes and can't decide what to call them.
- ahoyhere 17y ago
  "Snuggie" is a southernism for "wedgie."
ynniv 17y ago
Regarding the Sruli Recht Blankoat: "If you have enough money to spend $330 on a gigantic 120-inch long blanket made out of wool from Icelandic sheep, you have enough money to run your heater and walk around in your underwear instead." This person clearly has no idea how expensive it can be to heat a building in colder climates.
blogimus 17y ago
For another perspective on snuggies and slankets, http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2008/11/25/blanket-with-sleeves-grudge-match-slanket-vs-snuggie/ http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2008/11/25/blanket-with...

philwelch 17y ago

Man, I'm not getting an upscale sleeve-blanket until my student loans are paid off.

jamesk2 17y ago
I'm not getting one until there's an apple branded version of it.
nazgulnarsil 17y ago
I resent that! slanket + iphone = warm hn surfing thank you very much.

joshu 17y ago

"Slanket" sounds like a victorian insult, doesn't it?

donw 17y ago
"You sir, are a pip-waisted slanket!" Yes. Yes, it does.
philwelch 17y ago
You know, if you just developed one product and rolled it out in different markets with different names, you could do pretty effective A/B testing on which name is more appealing.
- pbhj 17y ago
  No you couldn't, suppose your A does better in the first market and your B worse (accounting for size) in the second. You choose A. Which does even worse in second market. B was doing the best job for the second market, it is just that market is less open to your product, B would have totally pwned in the first market. You have to do the A/B within the same market to get useful results.
  - philwelch 17y ago
    Use a good enough mix of similar markets and you'll get not-entirely bogus results. The problem you're talking about had occurred to me too, actually, since markets vary widely in climate. Market it in Alaska and people never, not even in the summer, get used to light clothing for long enough to prefer blankets over heavy clothes when on the couch anyway. Market it in Florida and it never gets cold enough to use a blanket. You'd have to control for climate and culture, which across the US would be challenging (to say nothing of the world). There are ways to do this in the same market though. Something like Vibram FiveFingers is viral enough that you could probably seed like five Vibram wearers in a single market and have each of them refer to the product under a different name. Then track your incoming search queries or orders and match them by market. If more people order "FiveFingers" than "Toe Shoes" than "Foot Gloves" you have yourself a product name. Well, until someone clever on the internet exposes you. Then you get free publicity as that company that sells the weird shoes and can't decide what to call them.
ahoyhere 17y ago
"Snuggie" is a southernism for "wedgie."

ynniv 17y ago

Regarding the Sruli Recht Blankoat: "If you have enough money to spend $330 on a gigantic 120-inch long blanket made out of wool from Icelandic sheep, you have enough money to run your heater and walk around in your underwear instead." This person clearly has no idea how expensive it can be to heat a building in colder climates.

blogimus 17y ago

For another perspective on snuggies and slankets, http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2008/11/25/blanket-with-sleeves-grudge-match-slanket-vs-snuggie/ http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2008/11/25/blanket-with...