You seem really passionately against this. This is a camp stove. You cook things on it. It has a fan to provide a very efficient, very clean burn. It happens

You seem really passionately against this. This is a camp stove. You cook things on it. It has a fan to provide a very efficient, very clean burn. It happens to have a charger on it as a side effect of being a fan driven burner. I guarantee that "getting power for free while cooking breakfast" is dramatically more efficient than a solar panel. Add that hiking I'm going to cook multiple times. Number of times I'm in open sunlight, at a fixed location for a period of time -- approximately zero. Not sure what you have against this, but it seems to be founded in the notion that you think this is a wood-powered USB charger, when it's a camp stove that also provides USB charging.