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The article reads like a viral ad: The magsafe cords detached instantly, offering no resistance and leaving power sockets undamaged. Finally, the stiff unibod

The article reads like a viral ad: The magsafe cords detached instantly, offering no resistance and leaving power sockets undamaged. Finally, the stiff unibody shells means that the villains could grab the notebooks one handed from a corner with no flexing, and no risk to the internal circuitry, the tough aluminum bodies resisting the jostling clanks inside the sacks.

philwelch 17y ago
I think that's a deliberate spoof of Apple's marketing.
yan 17y ago
That's hilarious! Now, to jive with the rest of Apple's marketing, it'd have to conclude with "The heist was pulled off 2.8X faster!"