I am not making up reasons, so you can keep "go and find a better one" to yourself. There are no bulk auto-updaters on Windows except for Windows Update, which

I am not making up reasons, so you can keep "go and find a better one" to yourself. There are no bulk auto-updaters on Windows except for Windows Update, which is professionally provisioned. If Chocolatey wants to act as one, it needs to measure up.