Oh, I don't know about that (although I agree with everyone that Verizon is in the wrong here). They could be announcing free puppies for everyone and the first

Oh, I don't know about that (although I agree with everyone that Verizon is in the wrong here). They could be announcing free puppies for everyone and the first three comments would be Some Dude Complaining About Obama, a paranoid schizophrenic going on about I don't know what, and somebody claiming that their aunt made $85/hour working from home.