It's offensive because it implies I'm a commodity that has nothing better to do than write about someone's shitty Swift website. It's offensive because someone

It's offensive because it implies I'm a commodity that has nothing better to do than write about someone's shitty Swift website. It's offensive because someone is charging money to send me spam. You want to pitch me? Do the work yourself. Chances are I won't even see your pitch because my inbox is clogged from shitty pitch emails from assholes like pressfarm. Pass.