OP presents a few common anti-patterns in a humorous way. The shapes are how these anti-patterns might look in Ruby code, but anti-patterns themselves are langu

OP presents a few common anti-patterns in a humorous way. The shapes are how these anti-patterns might look in Ruby code, but anti-patterns themselves are language agnostic. Shapes are really just for illustration, but they also emphasize the irony: “you’re part of a preternaturally enlightened dev team” yet you review your coworkers' code without even reading. Perhaps there's something to be read between the lines. :)