You’re part of a preternaturally enlightened dev team, and have set aside an entire day for nothing but code review. However, after the first 2 hours, you reali

You’re part of a preternaturally enlightened dev team, and have set aside an entire day for nothing but code review. However, after the first 2 hours, you realise that you have forgotten your glasses and have just been staring at colourful blurs all morning. What do you do? You go talk to your boss and tell them you are taking indefinite sick leave, because if it takes you two hours to realise you can't read the screen you are clearly not accomplishing anything by going to work, you are probably either physically ill or severely burned out, and you will therefore need at least some relaxation time and possibly some medication or therapy to switch your brain back on.